STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
i just google imaged poop.
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
I woke up with a half eaten bag of lettuce in my hand, wearing my Halloween costume from last year. Damn you tequila.
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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