I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew
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It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
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Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
It's an open bar. I'm gonna be gone when you get here.
Text me the address now before you're too drunk to text English.
turns out my ex girlfriend has become my most successful wingman. life is fuckin weird sometimes
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
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