How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
He said "send me a motivational picture" so I sent one with mayo on my face that said "clearly I'm no stranger to white stuff on my face"...I'm the fuckingng worst
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
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