My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
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