You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
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