I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
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Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
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Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
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