Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
How do I convince my friend not to get tattoo tributes to her cats?
WHO DOES THAT
I told her it'd send up tons of red flags and she responded by telling me they're her babies. And she's sober.
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
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