so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
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