a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
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