i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
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im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
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I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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