adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
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I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
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I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
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