i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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