We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
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All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
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I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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