Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
Randomize
