I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
operation have a gay friend backfired
I'm passing your future prison.
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
OH MY GOD I AM DYING. AS I WAS TEXTING I JUST BUMPED INTO A MOTHER FUCKING DEER. I AM SHAKING
Wait...Literally? You hit a deer...with your body?!
I PHYSICALLY RAN INTO IT. I FELT ITS WEIRD HAIR AND I EVEN APOLOGIZED CAUSE IT DINDT REGISTER THAT IT WASNT A PERSON. MORTIFIED.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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