So I just walked in on one of our neighbors having sex...on our couch.
WHAT?!
He apologized for staining our couch, then asked if he could make me a drink. Pretty sure he was still inside her while we were talking.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
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Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
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We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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