after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
Been in the ER for 3 hours now. This hospitals transition to paperless is not going well. But my doctor looks like Elton John and just gave me percocet
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Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"
You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
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You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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