Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
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