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i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
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