Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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