On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
Masturbated furiously for a half hour; ate a fistful of chocolate, then took a nap. Woke up and finished wrapping presents. I've got this holiday thing down.
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