I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I'm chatting on my fake OkCupid account and watching Lion Witch & Wardrobe on my second screen. Hail me, King of the Creepers
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
This couple is walking their pig around campus
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
Randomize
