Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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