I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
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