This is evicking siegelnvs
This is fucking ridiculous*
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
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He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
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Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?