): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
Mars, I'm going to name my child horatio mars. He will hate me till he gets high. Then he'll understand
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos