I am puke
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
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I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
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Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
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He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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