$35 all you can drink last night. Friend 1 woke up in a hotel lounge, friend 2 pissed himself and woke up wearing friend 1's spare pants, and my toilet indicates I threw up extensively.
my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
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cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
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His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
I just spontaneously learned how to embroider at three in the morning.
I also almost burned the house down in the process. Don't ask me how. It's a long story.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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