You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
I just threw up in the bathroom next to the zebra exhibit. The kids don't know I skipped a beat. Best nanny, ever.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
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