You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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