i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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