he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
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