Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
Hey sorry for calling you so much last night. I mixed your number with the pizza guys, and he was running late
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
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