but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
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I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
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We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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