They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
Brb crying the tears of my youth
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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