We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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