uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
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she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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