"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
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i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
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My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
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