It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Michael Bay diarrhea
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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