butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
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She just broke down showed up grabbed a beer said fuck it pulled off her fake eyelashes looked at my roommate and said we need to break up you're a nice guy and I'm a whore
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
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Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
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