question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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