if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
gail simmons from food & wine magazine just heard me order my plan b pill
did you ask her what wine to pair it with?
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
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