Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
You installed a beer holder in the shower?! You're the best roommate ever!
... That's a shower caddy.
I believe this is a toe-mate-toe vs. toe-maut-toe situation.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
You made me take you back to Mcdonalds so you could yell at the guy for not giving you enough ketchup packets
I vaguely recall french fries...
You then proceeded to call your mom and tell her you weren't coming home because you were "tripping balls"
Sweet...
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
Randomize
