I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
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fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
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I literally paid cover, got kicked out. Tried to explain that I was just clumsy, but mispronounced it. Then I got pissed off, stormed out..and clotheslined myself on a velvet rope. How was your night?
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
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