I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
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I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
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I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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