He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
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It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
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I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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