just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
I currently don't understand fingers.
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
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