Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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