Joe is yelling at the trees again.
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
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you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
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In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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