honey bunches of taint.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
Imagine getting a FB inbox "hey I found your ID on the floor of a bar can you send me a mugshot so I can get a second piece of ID made?"
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
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