normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
Poorly worded request for dick pic resulted in stoned beanie selfies and "lol". Miscommunication is the devil's cock block.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
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