Pregnant stripper...not hot.
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
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I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
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A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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