We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
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