i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
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He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
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I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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