So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
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