either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
Randomize
