Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
my new years resolutions dont apply when im drunk
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is this like a preordered booty call?
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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